My, how is that one can talk the universe?

a dilemma has arose:

www.sprechenzeuniversen.blogspot.com

and it cannot be resolved.

PAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I've technically died, that is why I haven't updated in a while.

Holidays reduce my energy levels to a 0 and I bare a likeness to that of a zombie.

I have decided that this blog will be for general little ramblings and pleasantries while a new blog which shall be churned out by yours truly very soon, will involve rants, tyrades, insults and all those other lovely "Monica" things.

WACH DIS SPAYZ.

Androgyny in the form of Hitler.

It's currently 1:05pm on a Sunday night and I have school tommorow.

I WILL NOT ALLOW MYSELF TO SLEEP UNTIL MY MODERN HISTORY ASSIGNMENT IS COMPLETED.

I've done about 75% of the editing, I'm quite proud, and I should have photos of me dressed up as an androgynous Hitler and video's of bloopers and the making of my modern history video up veryyyyy soooooooooon.

I NEED TO PISS.
GOD DO I NEED TO PISS.

But everyone's sleeping and I know if I get up to pee I'm going to make noise.

I MAKE MY BLADDER GO THROUGH PAIN FOR THE COMFORT OF OTHERS.
UGH. D:

I HAVEN'T INTEXT REFFERNECED MY M.H SPEECH.
SHIT.

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

I'm hungry?
Is that normal?

Oh wait, yeah it is. LOL I ate dinner at 6:30.
SHIT
IT'S GETTING LATE.

This is going to be an all-nighter. Definetly.
Vicki, if I'm asleep in SAP tommorow, wake me yeah?

OH SHIT
WHAT IF WE HAVE THOSE INTERVIEWS IN SAP?
I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE.
AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH. D:

I'm finishing this blog.
Too-rah.

Expanding on what Vicki said...

I agree wholly with the fact those twats that come 'hang' around where we sit ARE FUCKING LOUD, OBNOXIOUS TOOLS.

That hillbilly looking girl makes me physically ill. If i see her hanging off another guy tommorow I WILL DROP A BITCH.
And as for that Billy guy. He's the eptiome of OBNOXIOUS TWAT. He sat behind me in maths and I actually felt part of my soul dying. I'm putting it down to him suffering from ADD, he craves attention all the time, by being so loud, that he's ignorant to the fact OTHER PEOPLE IN CLASS WISH TO BE EDUCATED, AND NOT SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES IN JAIL OR FLIPPING BURGERS DOWN AT MACCAS. kthx.

And please, to all the unwelcome tits down where we chill, STFU AND GTFO. You're too loud. Lunch times are meant for a bit of relaxing/unwinding/general calming. NOT TO HAVE YOUR FREAKIN' EARS HACKED INTO BY MENACING SCREAMS/LAUGHS/VOICES/SHRIEKS/WHATEVERTHEFUCKELSE from ignorant wanks who obviously are trying to be "cool" or "hardcore".

UGH, just piss off.

FAYSHAL HUURRRR.

Fatty has a really odd fascination with my facial hair.

She has the arising need to bring it up in many social situations.
These include;

Byron: I need a moustache!!
Fatty: Borrow Monica's!
Monica: :O
Fatty: OH TEE HEE!

HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Actually the aforementioned "Hilarious" was intended to be sarcastic, but the whole situation actually was hilarious.

I lol'd.


So this concludes my blog about Fatty's fascination with facial hair.

LOVEYAFATTAAYYYYYY! :D

Mernf.

Oh hai.

I haven't updated in a while because I am slack.

Holidays are technically over today, which is a shame, huge shame.

But yes, main reason I am writing this is because a few people have asked what my opinion on Nadya Suleman (Octo-mum) is, even though the initial people who asked for my opinion don't use blogspot. Oh well.

In one word, my opinion on her is: Greedy.
She is a greedy, selfish git. She has 14 children, with not enough support or room to tend and care for them. She seems to me like the type of person, who, as soon as they get bored of something they get something new to replace it. She presented this type of behavior with her first 6 children and the now arrival of 8 more. She wanted media attention, she wanted a taste of the limelight, she wanted to be fussed over. Well you got fussed over, now you're saying you're sick of the media? Typical twat.

She has had a her 15 minutes of fame, I'm sick of hearing about her. If it was up to me, I'd take away half her children. She obviously has herself in way too deep, but doesn't want to admit it. Nadya is now also requesting a documentary based around her life. No. Why. If you yourself has said this wasn't for publicity why would you publicise yourself with a documentary series? Yeah, well thought through that one was.

So there's my two cents; Greedy, uneducated over publicised twat.

Moving along, I'm about to rage if I hear the words "WORK EXPERIENCE" again. No places I have rung take kids my age or they don't even do work experience, ORRR when they do conduct work experience it's too late.

Grrr.

I'm currently working on a new music project, I've written a few songs for it but writers block has plagued me since the start of this year, so I'm SLIGHTLY PESSED.

Uhmm, oh yeah, thought I just might add here that I think Kim Jong Il is a fuckhead. If you have no idea who Kim Jong Il is, I suggest you google him. He's a complete wanker. I could go on, but I don't want to incite a History lesson.

Oh yeah, I might as well add a shout out to Liam to make him feel special.
Hi Liam, go back /b/ and stop spamming up /s/. kthx.
No I kid. Stay in /s/ and send me your /s/ folder. :)
And stop watching V for Vendetta. Jeez.

OH HAI VICKI YOU GOT A BLOG.
LOL.
WHY YOU SAH SEXY FO'?

Yeah that's all from me.

I really should update more.

Title is self explanitory really.

So what has been happening in the world of Monica lately?
Well...

Saw WATCHMEN at a Myspace Black Curtain screening on Wednesday.
It was an amazing movie, killer grpahics, and it remained faithful to the book, with a few changes here and there. Bekkah hated it, with her groaning constantly about how shit the scripting and score was I wanted to punch her in the teeth.
But it's fair to say I have the hots for that drunk, tobacco-ridden rapist/murderer The Comedian, possibly Jeffrey Dean Morgan's most handsome role yet. -insert drooling on keyboard here-.

But really, there isn't much going on at the moment, hopefully a few family parties with the Coco's/Panebianco's/Di Bella's and Masciantonio's are coming up soon, WHICH WILL BE FUN.

I'm also processing a few outlines for some short films I want to come up with.
Only if my darn father will let my mits on that beautiful, new, shiny video camera.

But, until the holidays are here there really won't be any creative projects.

TOO-RAH FOR THE TIME BEING.